"Sarcasm Because Beating People Is Illegal" Badge Reel | Funny Retractable ID Holder

A perfectly legal coping mechanism. 😂✨ This 1.9" acrylic badge reel features the hilariously honest "Sarcasm because beating people is illegal" design, printed in permanent vinyl and resin-sealed for lasting durability.

Choose your style:

• Full Set w/ Alligator Clip – Badge reel, charm & glitter snap
• Full Set w/ Belt Clip – Badge reel, charm & glitter snap
• Faceplate Only – Interchangeable face only; does not include reel or charms. Will NOT work with standard Velcro

Why you'll love it:

• Interchangeable design — swap faceplates with other V-Spin styles
• Secured with 3M Clear Dual Lock fastener for a strong hold
• Perfect for nurses, teachers & sarcasm enthusiasts

Handmade — slight imperfections may occur. Colors may vary by screen.